- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

Mitt Romney

Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

Where did the taxi driver put his suitcase down? celery

Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

flavin's head

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

Yo mama's so fat that she pushed you off your computer and you couldnt write anymore "yo Mama" jokes.

A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

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