Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

Weed.

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

What's old and wrinkly? old people

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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