- Anti Joke

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon. It burnt up on re-entry

whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHAT DO YOU CALL SOMEONE HAVING A MYOCARDIAL INFARCTION? Dead

a red boat and a blue boat collided all the survivors still have nightmares to this day

A woman went outside for some fresh air.

What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

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