- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

Doctor, I am afraid of doctors, I dont even dare seek them up. Janitor: Thats quite apparent... Dr.Moral:

tomorrows international kill and orphan day, how meany of the sad bastard's you plan on baking into dough?

sir ya look like ron weasly hhahahahaha LEL

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No Oh... well he hasn't either

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because if he stayed on the farm, he would have been condemned to a miserable life, subjected to deplorable living conditions and an eventual pain-filled death by the hand of a cruel and heartless farmer. Crossing that road was his only chance of salvation.

A lumberjack wearing women's underwear under his clothes walks into a bar. Several Canadian Mounties stand up and surround him, compliment him on his cooking and offer to go looking for some wild flowers for his herb collection.

Once a upon of time, there was 7 dwarfs. Their names are Sleepy, Stupid, Sexy, Shithead, Sonovabitch, Shutup, and Simon. They are a street gang called the 7 dwarfs and was notorious for causing trouble. All the dwarfs got away from the police except for Simon, because that was his real name.

What do you call a Black Priest? His title would probably be Reverend, and then his last name after it.

How do you kill Chuck Norris? Shoot him in the face.

A. THERE'S SOMETHING ON YOUR FACE B. WHAT?!? PUNCH A. IT WAS PAINNNNNNNNN

A blonde and a brunette nearly fell off a cliff and were hanging on for dear life. The brunette found the strength to climb back onto the ledge. The blonde was impressed and had muscular dystrophy so she lost the strength to hold on any longer and fell to her death.

Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

A baby seal walks into a club.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

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