Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

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A Jew walks into an expensive Hotel and orders 500 dollars worth of wine.

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Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

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What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

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What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

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Bitch your as two-faced as Doduo

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Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

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HOLY SHIT!!!!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

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Justin Beiber's Talent.

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Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

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What's taters, precious? The potato is a starchy, tuberous crop from the perennial Solanum tuberosum of the Solanaceae family.

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What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

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Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

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Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

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whats funny about female tennage life? SELF HARM OOOOO YEAHHHH

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What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

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WHAT DO YOU CALL SOMEONE HAVING A MYOCARDIAL INFARCTION? Dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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