- Anti Joke

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Who Who who? Who who who Who who who who? Who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who…

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

in soviet russia, cow milks you

Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

What's old and wrinkly? old people

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

Whats green? The color green.

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What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?