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Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

What does greg and Ian have in common?

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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