A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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A Man Walks into a Bar with a Dog. He is blind, and is promptly guided to his seat by other patrons.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Why did Tupac Shakur get shot? He was a famous and very controversial celebrity, which naturally led to having a lot of enemies.

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knock! knock! Who's there ...So y do you have a peep whole?

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Set up Punch line.

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Whats green? The color green.

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What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

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So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

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Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

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Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

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How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

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Bark I'm a tree

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What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

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8===D ~ ~ ~

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1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

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What should you do if you are being chased by a black man. keep running and if he tag's you, then you should try tag him back since this is a simple game of tag.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

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why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

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Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

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Anti Joke

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