- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? An ambulance.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

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Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

A Man Walks into a Bar with a Dog. He is blind, and is promptly guided to his seat by other patrons.

Why did Tupac Shakur get shot? He was a famous and very controversial celebrity, which naturally led to having a lot of enemies.

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

whats the difference between sand and period blood? You cannot gargle sand.

A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

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