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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

A seal walks into a club.

why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

What do you call a man who has reached the highest level of prestige in all Call of Duty games? A Virgin

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

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