- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

What's black and white and has difficulty turning corners? A nun with a javelin stuck through the neck.

Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

Fine, just give me the top comment FOREVER, and I wont LIEK completely copy and assimilate your identity on Horsehead network... Forever... Muahahahahahaha!

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

Weed.

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

What's old and wrinkly? old people

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

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