- Anti Joke

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.