- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

flavin's head

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

George Bush.

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

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