- Anti Joke

What should you do if you are being chased by a black man. keep running and if he tag's you, then you should try tag him back since this is a simple game of tag.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

whats small and tickles? pubic lice

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

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How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

Bark I'm a tree

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

What made the lady dance? Bandz!

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice