- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

Not a joke.

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

What does greg and Ian have in common?

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

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