Weed.

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

Fine, just give me the top comment FOREVER, and I wont LIEK completely copy and assimilate your identity on Horsehead network... Forever... Muahahahahahaha!

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

in soviet russia, cow milks you

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

What's old and wrinkly? old people

whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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