- Anti Joke

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

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Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

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What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.