roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

Not a joke.

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

What does greg and Ian have in common?

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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