- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

What's old and wrinkly? old people

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

in soviet russia, cow milks you

whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

Weed.

Fine, just give me the top comment FOREVER, and I wont LIEK completely copy and assimilate your identity on Horsehead network... Forever... Muahahahahahaha!

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

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