- Anti Joke

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

ask me if im a door yes

A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.