What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted *sobs*

A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

Ian's mind Elevator music

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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