- Anti Joke

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

A man gets pushed in to a pole...

What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.