- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

What should you do if you are being chased by a black man. keep running and if he tag's you, then you should try tag him back since this is a simple game of tag.

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

What's old and wrinkly? old people

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

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