- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

whats my name? Matt

Ask me if im a tree? No

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

Knock Knock Sorry, I'm in a full body cast and can't answer the door.

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a fictional superhero and a black man is an ordinary man of African descent.

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