- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

Here come the elephants over the hill!

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

Reverse psychology never fails.

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a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

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