- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when Chuck Norris jumped into the pool? He then got water on him, and later had to dry off.

Boy:U a dime Girl: she said ur a quarter Boy:-_- dumb B***h

Bob: If two negatives make a positive, what would be an anti-anti-joke? Tim: An anti-joke

What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

Ask me if im a tree? No

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

whats my name? Matt

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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