- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

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What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

Bags of delicious poop.

knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

Q: What's that white, sticky stuff on your mom? A: Glue

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