Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

knock knock no ones home

Oh s***

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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