Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

DILDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

feminists.

Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

Here come the elephants over the hill!

A man saw a dinosaur yesterday. He had a very nice time at the museum.

What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

Reverse psychology never fails.

What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

Roses are red. Violets are purple

Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

Anti Joke

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