Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

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A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

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"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

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I like U.............................nicorns :D

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A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

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Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

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How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

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A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

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Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

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Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

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three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

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Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

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Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

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What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why did the football coach go to the bank Answer - to get his quarter back

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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A boy spilt his milk on the floor, and then cleaned it up before his mum got home.

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How do you make a baby float? Two scopes of Ice cream and two scopes of baby.....and the holocaust.

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What does a homeless man get for Valentines Day? Divorce papers

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Why were there bones on the moon? The cow diden't make it.

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What did the black man say when he met a white man in the street? "Hello, how are you?"

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. I don't know, I've had a bad day, I can't think straight. Why do you keep asking me these questions? Always talking at me, everyday it's the same - why can't you just shut up?! I would be better off dead, then it would stop, this suffocating blackness. I need to escape...I'm going to do it tonight...pills, something like that...I don't care any longer. Goodbye.

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What did the scuba diver say to his partner when he got stuck in some seaweed. Something that sort of sounded like glug, or maybe blub, or some other sound you would hear trying to talk underwater.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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