- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

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Fine, just give me the top comment FOREVER, and I wont LIEK completely copy and assimilate your identity on Horsehead network... Forever... Muahahahahahaha!

Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

What's old and wrinkly? old people

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

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