- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

Fine, just give me the top comment FOREVER, and I wont LIEK completely copy and assimilate your identity on Horsehead network... Forever... Muahahahahahaha!

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

Weed.

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

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Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

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What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

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