- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

What do you call someone with the world biggest encyclopedia on their head? Dead.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

Its behind you like if you looked behind

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

Women's Rights

A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

whats up and also down? your mum

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

Why did the boy have sex with his grandpa? His grandpa is a nice guy and it was his birthday.

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

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