Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

360 NO SCOPE

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

Sex education in Texas.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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