Why did the chicken invent a memory ereaser machine? So he could erease everyone's memory so they would stop making chicken jokes

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"...."-Hellen Keller

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken. How do you get a baby to run faster? Chase it with the lawn mower. What do you get when you cut a baby with a straight razor? An erection. What do you get when you put a dead baby in a blender? Hold on. I'll tell you in a second. What's pink and spits? A baby in a frying pan. -S

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what did the dead guy say to the boy? nothing he is dead.

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What do you call a black man on a bike? A hard-working individual who found a steady job and earned enough money to buy a bicycle of his own which he rides to and from his job because he is healthy, doesn't like to waste money on gas, and doesn't like the pollution automobiles put into the air. By Darragh Hamilton

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(SAY KATCHUP AND LICKER AFTER EVERY SENTENCE) FOR BREAKFEAST I HAD (KATCHUP AND LICKER) FOR LUNCH I HAD I SEE MY GIRL FRIEND AT THE MALL SO I (KATCH UP AND LICK HER

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What do you call a disease caused by an uncontrolled division of abnormal cells in a part of the body? Cancer.

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I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

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Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

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what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

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knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

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Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

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Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

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I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

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How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

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What did Anne Frank say to the Nazis who found her? Please be gentle.

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Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

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No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

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What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

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What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

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A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

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Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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