What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a fictional superhero and a black man is an ordinary man of African descent.

So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

Oh s***

knock knock no ones home

What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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