- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

What did Anne Frank say to the Nazis who found her? Please be gentle.

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

Whats green, has 4 legs and falls out a tree? A pool table

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

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