Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

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Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

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Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

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Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

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What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

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why did the Mexican make a burrito for his grandma? it's her favorite food and she has artheritis and its to painful for her to stand long enough to make one herself.

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A man walks into a metal bar He had a swell time.

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A man and a woman are happily married. The die

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What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

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A panda walks into a bar and orders a beer and a hamburger. After he eats he stands up stretches and pulls out a gun shooting everyone in the room but the bartender. The panda puts $20 on the bar and turns to leave. As he walks out the door the bartender asks why the panda shot everyone. The panda tells him to look in the encyclopedia. The bartender looks up panda and he reads: "A rare bearlike mammal (Ailuropoda melanoleuca) of the mountains of China and Tibet, having woolly fur with distinctive black and white markings. Also called giant panda, panda bear." Seeing absolutely nothing in this description that would rationalize the homicides the panda had just committed, the bartender arrived at the reasonable conclusion that the panda was psychotic and having severe psychological problems which probably caused the incident. The bartender couldn't help but wonder if this tragedy could've been avoided had the panda been properly screened for schizophrenia and guns been properly secured in a safe at the panda's mother's house.

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Why was the black man killed? He committed a serious crime and was issued the death penalty.

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What is wrong with black stereotypes? Nothing! Basketball is pretty fun if you try it!

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how many dead babies can fit in a microwave? 3 1/2

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

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What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

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What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

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Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

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What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

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why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

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A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

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-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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