That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

willie revilame

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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