what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

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That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

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SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

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What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

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Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

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Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

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Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

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How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

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what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

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There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

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a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

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Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

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What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

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WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

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A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

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Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

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What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

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Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

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whats up and also down? your mum

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Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

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I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

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WTF THINKING: "If you are going trough hell go back to where the path to hell began just get the fuck out of there you stupid dumbass muddaf0cker" "If you feel life is pushing you five steps back for each one you go forward, just turn your fucking back to your goal and you will get there in no time" "Never ever ever ever ever give up" -Fucking inspiring when you just give up after a certain number of "evers" "IT IS BETTER TO REIGN IN HEAVEN THAN TO SERVE IN HEAVEN!" "I forgot the rest" Nero the ONLY moralman (Fuck Neronism and they copying my shit, I am the only psychopath animal theRAPIST in town! (Female animals only, you think I am a pervert or something? Be ashamed you perverted deviant!)

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This is not funny.

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