- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

A black guy walks into a shop, takes a shirt, and then he pays for it.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

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