A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

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A woman walks into a bar.

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A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

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An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

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NASCAR

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Haha, I get it..

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David Copperfield (the magician you moron). "I will now perform my greatest act yet!" Everyone applauded as he put the screaming woman (for effects you know) into the first end of the meatgrinder, and surprisingly grinded meat came out the other side! And the woman? She disappeared... forever! *applause* Moral: BRAVO! BRAVO!

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

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A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

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whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

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How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

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Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

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Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

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what's worse then a blowjob?

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What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

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Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

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Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

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How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

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What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

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What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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