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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

Why Couldn't the pirates see the movie? Because the mall strictly enforced local curfew laws ; and one of the pirates was unable to provide a valid form of identification.

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

This is not funny.

What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

What do you call a dead cow? Dead Meat.

Why are white people white? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are black people black? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are Mexicans so tan? Cuz they were in the sun too long at birth

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

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