- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

You were born.

Justin Bieber hits puberty

What's the difference between a tigar and a shark? One's a land mammal.

Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

speak now or forever hold your pee

i found waldo.

Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

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