- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

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What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

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Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

What did one umbrella say to the other umbrella? Nothing, umbrellas cannot instigate a conversation, because they cannot talk.

Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

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