- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilots had brain damage.

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

i found waldo.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

Justin Bieber hits puberty

You were born.

What's the difference between a tigar and a shark? One's a land mammal.

speak now or forever hold your pee

what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

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