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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

Derp

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

How do you treat people that cannot say no in just two seconds? (redux and spellchecked) Treatment: Hi...: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! SAY IT MUAHAHAHA! People: NO PLEASE I CANT! NOOOOOO! door unlocks Problem solved, NEXT!

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

What is large, heavy, tastes like poptarts, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A semi truck full of poptarts

How do you make a boy cry? Kill his family

That is a bad anti-joke down there | V

Why was the man scared? Because he was being attacked by a giant tiger.

What did Batman say to Robin after they got on the bus? We should have taken the batmobile.

You can lead a horse to water, and you can pick your friends, but you can't sneeze with your eyes open.

Two homosexuals walk into a bedroom, and begin to have sex.

Why did the chicken invent a memory ereaser machine? So he could erease everyone's memory so they would stop making chicken jokes

What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

A man walks into a bar. He is followed by a chicken, 2 donkeys, a tiger, 7 cardinals, 3 horses, 11 chipmunks, and 2 squirrels. And they all lived happily ever after. THE END

Q: What do you call four black guys hanging in a barn? A: Farm tools

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

Robert: wanna hear a joke? Robort:ok, shoot. Robert: BANG!

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

Derp

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

How do you treat people that cannot say no in just two seconds? (redux and spellchecked) Treatment: Hi...: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! SAY IT MUAHAHAHA! People: NO PLEASE I CANT! NOOOOOO! *door unlocks* Problem solved, NEXT!

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

What is large, heavy, tastes like poptarts, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A semi truck full of poptarts

How do you make a boy cry? Kill his family

That is a bad anti-joke down there | V

Why was the man scared? Because he was being attacked by a giant tiger.

What did Batman say to Robin after they got on the bus? We should have taken the batmobile.

You can lead a horse to water, and you can pick your friends, but you can't sneeze with your eyes open.

Two homosexuals walk into a bedroom, and begin to have sex.

Why did the chicken invent a memory ereaser machine? So he could erease everyone's memory so they would stop making chicken jokes

What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

A man walks into a bar. He is followed by a chicken, 2 donkeys, a tiger, 7 cardinals, 3 horses, 11 chipmunks, and 2 squirrels. And they all lived happily ever after. THE END

Q: What do you call four black guys hanging in a barn? A: Farm tools

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

Robert: wanna hear a joke? Robort:ok, shoot. Robert: *BANG!*

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

How do you treat people that cannot say no in just two seconds? (redux and spellchecked) Treatment: Hi...: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! SAY IT MUAHAHAHA! People: NO PLEASE I CANT! NOOOOOO! door unlocks Problem solved, NEXT!

Robert: wanna hear a joke? Robort:ok, shoot. Robert: BANG!