- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He is followed by a chicken, 2 donkeys, a tiger, 7 cardinals, 3 horses, 11 chipmunks, and 2 squirrels. And they all lived happily ever after. THE END

Why was the man scared? Because he was being attacked by a giant tiger.

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How do you make a boy cry? Kill his family

Two homosexuals walk into a bedroom, and begin to have sex.

What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

What did Batman say to Robin after they got on the bus? We should have taken the batmobile.

What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

Why did the plane crash? The pilots had brain damage.

why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

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The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

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