One time I walked into a fat kid..

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How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

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Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

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My dad

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

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LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

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What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

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Question: So, what do you get if you put a live dog, a dead cat, some sugarcubes, and your sisters panties (HORMONES OKAY? EVERYBODY KNOWS HORMONES EQUALS SPICE! Or something anyways...) In a blender until its all red and squishy? The hell I know, but put some Redbull in it, and its fucking delicious!

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Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

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How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

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Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

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Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

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What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

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I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

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Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

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If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

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Smoke Day, Every Weed.

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What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

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penis?

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What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

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Knock Kock Who's there Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley is a fictional character in the novel To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee. Don't cry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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