- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

I killed someone on minecraft.

Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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