can you pass the soap?

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

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Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

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Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

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Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

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What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

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Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

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The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

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Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

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YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

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Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

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how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

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Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

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Doctor, I've caught a cold. Take a Halls.

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To mama so old, she might die soon.

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What's brown and slimy? brown slime

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Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

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Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

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What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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