- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

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What's wrong with a muslim flying a plane? Nothing you racist

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

I'm 23, just like most people my age.

Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

Whats In My Trash? Bears

I like Pi. It can make circles.

What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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