- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

if my evil next door neighbor is building a rocket to steal the moon with the help of 3 little girls, a grumpy old man and about 5000 small yellow poeple; what do i do? get sued for coping a copyrighted movie plot

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

I'm 23, just like most people my age.

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

Whats In My Trash? Bears

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

I like Pi. It can make circles.

What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

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