- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

Michel Moor on a die...

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

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