- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"stupid creationist" Perfect example of redundance.

What's white, black and can't fit through a man hole? A nun with a spear in their head

man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

your life

Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

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