What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

What's wrong with a muslim flying a plane? Nothing you racist

What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

Whats In My Trash? Bears

Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

I like Pi. It can make circles.

I'm 23, just like most people my age.

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

Q. What do you do when you cross an elephant, and a soccer ball. A. That would never happen.

ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

Person 1: Ask me if i'm an orange.. Person 2: Are you an orange? Person1: No..

What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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