- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

Who wants $300? Me too.

Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

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