Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

A woman walks into a bar.

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There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

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Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

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Why did the police officer pull over a black guy? He was going over the appropriate speed limit for that area.

Why does a man wake up every morning to do the same job over again? Because, wait... what the heck kind of a question is that?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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