Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

Yo Mama just died.

What goes up but never comes down? This dick

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Why couldn't the fan turn on? Because it was broken.

Three french men are in the car wearing sombreros. They're trying to get to Disney World.

how to you confuse a blonde you ask her to recit the alphahbet back words

If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5... that's $10.

A Dog walked into a bar and the bartenter said 'What can i get you' the dog dident say aneything cuz its a dog!!!!!

What did Sir Mix a lot say to the girl with a big butt? Your very beautiful.

Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

i like going to public parks and watching the kids run and yell because they dont know im using blanks

Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

What's worse than finding an apple in your apple Finding a black guy in your school

why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

So 3 Jews walk into a bar, I lied, it was a gas chamber.

Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

If this becomes top-viewed I will post more milk related jokes

why did the chinken cross the rode? why? to get to the gay persons house. Knock, Knock. Who's there. the chicken.

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