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Why did Sally fall off the swingset? she had no arms... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

darude- sandstorm

A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

tell ur mom i love her before i die this would have been a better ending to the tintanic

Ben Wuz here was the funniest Hahahahaha

What do you call a place full of large volumes of random, unwanted knowledge? The usersub on this site.

a black, mexican, jewish, and white man fall off a cliff, who landed first ? all at the same time, they all died and there familys sued the clifff and commited sucicede

Why did the police officer pull over a black guy? He was going over the appropriate speed limit for that area.

Why did Timmy stay home on the day of the big test at the public school? He was homeschooled

When god hands you lemons .. you find a new god.

what do you call your mom? mom

Im batman...suck it losers

Koalas mum is a slut

Your mom is so fat that she has high cholesterol. Moral: I AM NOT CRAZY! Said the man to the dog.

Why does a man wake up every morning to do the same job over again? Because, wait... what the heck kind of a question is that?

How many kids with ADHD does it take to fix a lightbulb? Lets go ride bikes.

Gregory: Hey, aren't you that pretty girl I saw from the party? Jenny: Huh? Gregory: No wait, it can't be you. Because you are WAY prettier. Jenny: Aw, that's so sweet, lemme give you my phone number. Gregory: Okay I'm ready to copy Jenny: It's 1-800-get-a-life-loser Gregory: Biitch

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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