- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

nice tits.

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

Nero, please pick up the phone, I wont ever do that, it was a mistake okay? Stop that, my sister wont ever! My mom whatever! But if you lie a finger on my sister, I will kill you, I am at the outside, which room are you at? Tell me you coward fucker! Tell me!

Whats a buch of blacks running down a hill called? The Detroit, MI marathon in seeing that 84.3% of Detroit's population is of Arican descent.

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