What did the red paint say to the blue paint? They said nothing. Paints don't talk and you need to see a doctor if you answered anything else.

Q. What's brown and circular? A. MEATBALLS!

What happen? Idk...

Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

why did the physics major drop out of college? because he stumbled onto a finding that made him contemplate life so much that he needed to go to africa to study where the source of the finding where he later caught AIDS from an infected village person, he was later flown back to the US where he was cured out of a miracle but later hanged himself because he was not allowed to go back to africa and find out the meaning of life.

Why did the Black man kill the White man? So he could end up in jail with the rest of his family.

1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

- Knock knock - Who's th.....AIDS

What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

Oh no! I forgot the milk!

whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

What did Justin Bieber say when he lost his tampon? Where's my tampon?

Why is a chicken coupe, a coupe not a sedan? Because a sedan would have four doors.

nock nock who's there is me u idiot we aranged this yesterday

yo momma so fat that she needs to lose weight

How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

One night, I walked into a bar. I ordered a few drinks, and left later that night.

A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

I like to rape children, then kill them, eat them and defecate them into a toilet

What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

Whats gay and smells like paint? A gay man covered in paint.

What's worse than giong to Hell? Nothing. Hell is as bad as it gets.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a convicted rapist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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