- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

Nero, please pick up the phone, I wont ever do that, it was a mistake okay? Stop that, my sister wont ever! My mom whatever! But if you lie a finger on my sister, I will kill you, I am at the outside, which room are you at? Tell me you coward fucker! Tell me!

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

Adam Chebali has no life

Albert your flies undone.

the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a blood test.

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

This is my first attempt at making an anti-joke: That's was it.

I work at jcpenny

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

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