What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

This is my first attempt at making an anti-joke: That's was it.

Adam Chebali has no life

A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

Q: What's full of different butts and smells bad? A: An ashtray.

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

knock knock. no one answered so the man at the door went home.

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

Knock Knock. Come in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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