- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

Your face is hilarious.

What's endangered like the Spotted Owl? A Cancer patient.

What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

Sarah Jessica Parker

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

I shot a bitch.

Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

Urban ghettos

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

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