- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

A Russian drinking something other than vodka.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Shark bait.

4 gay men walk into a bar,but there is only one stool..... What do they do? Turn it over

A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

Vote this down and get DOXED

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

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