Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

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What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

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If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

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Q: What's full of different butts and smells bad? A: An ashtray.

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My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "I'm not feeling to good doc." and the doctor says "Thats because you have a fatal brain tumor and probably don't have too long to live."

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why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

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wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

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YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

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What do you get when you mix a ginger with gasoline? a forest fire.

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A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

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Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Boom! Splat! You'll never know.

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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