- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "I'm not feeling to good doc." and the doctor says "Thats because you have a fatal brain tumor and probably don't have too long to live."

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

why was the kid crying? because he had to go to school GDS*

What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

What do you call two black men sitting on the porch? Craig and Smokey

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Wanna hear a joke? that disabled guy who wants to climb mount everest.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

Steve Mullings isn't on drugs

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