Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

So a baby seal walks into a club...

What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

James Patrick Campbell

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

Faithful men.

Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

kennah campion... being nice

Get Outta Here We're Closed!

Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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