The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

A van drives into a car.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

kennah campion... being nice

James Patrick Campbell

Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Get Outta Here We're Closed!

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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