- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ slams door

why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

Refridgerator.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

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Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

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