- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

What is green and had wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.....

What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

i Have read and agreed to the terms of service

"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

So a baby seal walks into a club...

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

A van drives into a car.

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

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