- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why didn't Sally get back up? She had no legs Guess who's getting prosthetic legs for Christmas! Not Sally.

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

What mouse walks on 2 legs, Micky mouse. What duck walks on 2 legs, All ducks you dip shit.

Terraria

Once there was a frog. My parents died.

a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

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